Epic~
JenJen. CHECK ITTT.
** 8D So I've been meaning to post some of these, and so far I've pulled up the two closest ones I could. --They're ridiculous. READ THEM.
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First one between Brian and I:
BoMasterX (9:56:36 PM): Hey is it still cool if i call?
BoMasterX (9:56:44 PM): Sorry im late i was boxing
LetsEetPyiee (9:57:23 PM): It's all good. *hugs* I know what ya mean. D//x And.
LetsEetPyiee (9:57:56 PM): I'm still talking to my friends Pattycakes and Panda about serious topics. *pets* I'm so sorry!
BoMasterX (9:58:01 PM): Year sure we can talk on here
LetsEetPyiee (9:58:11 PM): To compensate, I'll cut off my arm and fork it over so you can sell it to Russia.
LetsEetPyiee (9:58:17 PM): 8D If that works for you.
BoMasterX (9:58:56 PM): Hahahaha Nah thats cool you need that arm more than its worth in american dollars
BoMasterX (9:59:12 PM): I wouldnt mind your scalp though
LetsEetPyiee (9:59:41 PM): HELLZ NAH, I DIG MY FREAKING HAIR, AS WEIRD AS IT IS. DX
BoMasterX (10:00:17 PM): Ah damn alright thats chill
BoMasterX (10:00:36 PM): Ill just borrow it real quick and then bring it back
LetsEetPyiee (10:01:37 PM): 8D If you can manage to GET ITTT. *ass opens up to jet pipes, starts blast-off in attempt to fly away* KEKEKEKEKEKE.
BoMasterX (10:03:17 PM): Thats chill fly all you like girl i have the worlds most high tech space probe tracking your every movement
LetsEetPyiee (10:03:41 PM): AWEFUCK.
LetsEetPyiee (10:03:54 PM): *flies after it to dump goat pee all over it*
LetsEetPyiee (10:04:06 PM): *IS DIAFREAKINGBOLACLE*
BoMasterX (10:04:47 PM): Pour whatever you like on it!!! ITS INVINCIBLE!!!! AHHAHAHAHA
LetsEetPyiee (10:06:54 PM): OSNAAAAAAAAAAAP.
LetsEetPyiee (10:06:56 PM): THIS.
BoMasterX (10:07:29 PM): WOO!! AH HAIL YEAH
LetsEetPyiee (10:07:34 PM): CALLS FOR. MY UNINVINCIBLEIFYING VILE OF TYRANISAUROUS REX PEE-PEE, WOW THAT WAS A LOT TO SAY. *still flying*
BoMasterX (10:08:56 PM): But but but but that type of pee pee no longer exists!! Your lying!!!
LetsEetPyiee (10:15:24 PM): HAH. I LIE YOU NOT.
LetsEetPyiee (10:15:28 PM): *searches for it*
LetsEetPyiee (10:15:29 PM): Uh.
LetsEetPyiee (10:15:34 PM): ...... *searching*....
LetsEetPyiee (10:15:40 PM): .... Awe, fuck, not again.
LetsEetPyiee (10:15:46 PM): NNNNNOOOOOOOOOO, I'VE LOST ITTTT.
BoMasterX (10:17:34 PM): Hahahaha *reveals the vile* looking for this????
LetsEetPyiee (10:17:57 PM): AWESHIT.
LetsEetPyiee (10:17:58 PM): WELL.
LetsEetPyiee (10:17:59 PM): WELL.
LetsEetPyiee (10:18:00 PM): I AM.
LetsEetPyiee (10:18:24 PM): YOUR FATHER..s... cousin's.. stepsister's.. friend's.. maid.
LetsEetPyiee (10:18:34 PM): SO TAKE THAT HOT PECKER AND STICK IT IN YOUR EAR.
BoMasterX (10:19:12 PM): well guess what? This is happening now!! *smashes vile* take that!!!
BoMasterX (10:19:32 PM): YA PUNK WITH YA CRAZY ROCK MUSIC!!
LetsEetPyiee (10:19:52 PM): OMGNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO--- *deep breath* OOooooohhhhh!!!
LetsEetPyiee (10:20:02 PM): *falls to my defeat*
BoMasterX (10:21:01 PM): Now...YOUR SCALP OR YOUR LIFE!!!
LetsEetPyiee (10:28:48 PM): PSHHHHHHHHHHHHHSHSHSHSH.
LetsEetPyiee (10:28:52 PM): FUK U BIZNATCH.
LetsEetPyiee (10:28:54 PM): *laughs*
LetsEetPyiee (10:29:04 PM): *whips out crazy ninja moves on you~*
LetsEetPyiee (10:29:09 PM): WHOAHACHHAAAHHHH.
BoMasterX (10:29:47 PM): Did you forget!!!
LetsEetPyiee (10:29:50 PM): Comen'git it first, you BIG CHOCOLATE BEAR OF CHOCOLATEY CHOCOLATE. >8 D
BoMasterX (10:30:16 PM): Imma pro kick boxing mad man!!
BoMasterX (10:30:17 PM): ..Hahaha i am pretty chocolaty
BoMasterX (10:30:24 PM): Now lets fight!!
LetsEetPyiee (10:31:20 PM): Kekekekehhhh, YEEUHHHH BOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII-- *flying kick*
BoMasterX (10:33:46 PM): *side steps and counters with an axe kick* WHAAACHAA
LetsEetPyiee (10:35:03 PM): OHFUC--- *goes flying into a tumbling roll, eventually crashing*
LetsEetPyiee (10:35:08 PM): *cat yelping*
LetsEetPyiee (10:35:19 PM): *from the distance~* .................... Owwwww.
BoMasterX (10:36:07 PM): Hahaha...*stifles laughter* you uh...you okay???
LetsEetPyiee (10:38:13 PM): I BROKE MAIIII LEGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG *becauseI'msecretlyawesomelololol~*
BoMasterX (10:39:54 PM): Well well well.....im gonna scalp ya now so try not flip out or nothin
BoMasterX (10:40:18 PM): ARE YA READY!!!!
LetsEetPyiee (10:49:29 PM): NO. D8< *whips out a gun*
LetsEetPyiee (10:49:49 PM): SCALP THIS, YOU CHOCOLATE LUMP OF NO. *shoots at*
BoMasterX (10:53:48 PM): *looks down at gun shot wound* but but im supposed to melt in your hands!!! Not on the grounds
LetsEetPyiee (10:54:37 PM): LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL. MELT!! MELT YOU BEASTIE BEAST THAT IS DOOMED TO MELT ON THE GROUNDZ.
LetsEetPyiee (10:55:06 PM): *P.s., I'm so posting this on my dA journal, LOL x 042579590248028+infinity n' shit*
BoMasterX (10:55:35 PM): Hahaha you totally should
LetsEetPyiee (10:56:00 PM): 8D I SO FREAKING AM.
LetsEetPyiee (10:56:03 PM): *high-five*
LetsEetPyiee (10:56:17 PM): ... Oh wait. *unshoots first* THAR YE GO.
BoMasterX (10:56:48 PM): I WILL NEVER MELT!!!
BoMasterX (10:57:07 PM): FOR I AM NOT CHOCOLATE!! BUT MUD!!
LetsEetPyiee (10:57:26 PM): OMAIGOO.
LetsEetPyiee (10:57:27 PM): THEN.
LetsEetPyiee (10:57:28 PM): YOU.
LetsEetPyiee (10:57:48 PM): Youuuuu... SINNKKKKKK!!!!
LetsEetPyiee (10:58:00 PM): ...*reshoots, for shits n' giggles~*
BoMasterX (10:59:50 PM): hey hey all that shootin stuff kinda tickles bro relax with the bullet stuff!!
LetsEetPyiee (11:07:23 PM): Awe. :< 'Kay. *tosses the gun over my shoulder* Sorry, Big B.
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LetsEetPyiee (12:30:39 AM): LOLZ.... uh. ://< My.. current weight?
BoMasterX (12:31:20 AM): Ah cmon dont be shy
LetsEetPyiee (12:31:24 AM): ><;;; I'm *** pounds. I've lost eleven in four days. And I'm looking to weigh *** by the end of this.
LetsEetPyiee (12:31:34 AM): Because I also have a lot of muscle. <3 Sadly.
BoMasterX (12:31:35 AM): I know I weigh more than you
LetsEetPyiee (12:32:01 AM): 8D ORLY.
LetsEetPyiee (12:32:11 AM): Pfft. ._.; I probably hold most of it in my ass.
BoMasterX (12:32:17 AM): Lol i think *** is pretty ballin
BoMasterX (12:32:29 AM): But *** is sweet too
BoMasterX (12:32:39 AM): I weigh ***
BoMasterX (12:32:56 AM): Im shooting for *** by jan
LetsEetPyiee (12:33:06 AM): o: I seeeeee...
BoMasterX (12:33:13 AM): And i have a big ass as well Hahahaha
LetsEetPyiee (12:33:49 AM): 8D BASK IN OUR BODACITY.
BoMasterX (12:34:38 AM): Hahahaha well i think im good for now i have my subway and my punchin bag and training partners
BoMasterX (12:37:08 AM): But yeah man my ass has got to go!!!
BoMasterX (12:37:27 AM): Its too much booty for one man to handle
LetsEetPyiee (12:37:43 AM): NO MAN CAN'T HANDLE TOO MUCH BOOTY. 8D
BoMasterX (12:38:45 AM): HAHAHAHA i dunno man you will see it
BoMasterX (12:39:29 AM): Arent you really tall too???
LetsEetPyiee (12:40:16 AM): :- D;; Yeah.. 6'. Tall for a GIRL.
BoMasterX (12:40:46 AM): Damn thats the BOMB!!
LetsEetPyiee (12:40:50 AM): ... Well. 6' on a good day. ;-;
LetsEetPyiee (12:41:18 AM): xDDDD Awe! Most of the guys I know don't like 'em so tall. o:
BoMasterX (12:41:19 AM): lol im a punk ass 5'8
LetsEetPyiee (12:41:26 AM): 8D ORLY.
LetsEetPyiee (12:41:50 AM): *frollics* SO YOU'RE SHORTER THAN MEEEEEEEE??? <333
LetsEetPyiee (12:42:03 AM): Wait! O: You're as tall as Adagio! *is one of my characters*
LetsEetPyiee (12:42:14 AM): <----**is obeying my inner nerd right now xD*
BoMasterX (12:42:36 AM): Hahahaha
BoMasterX (12:42:45 AM): Thats hilarious
BoMasterX (12:42:55 AM): Yeah your taller than i am
BoMasterX (12:43:51 AM): But i think tall girls are pretty amazing
BoMasterX (12:43:59 AM): Its a rare site
BoMasterX (12:44:16 AM): Like an amazon but in the city ya know??
LetsEetPyiee (12:44:43 AM): xDDDD LOLOL.
LetsEetPyiee (12:45:10 AM): I'd prefer metafemale. ://<
BoMasterX (12:45:47 AM): Lol oh man my bad metafemale got it
LetsEetPyiee (12:46:39 AM): *hugs* Tank ye sweets! :- D
BoMasterX (12:47:52 AM):
BoMasterX (12:47:58 AM): Your welcome lol
LetsEetPyiee (12:49:28 AM): <33333 *pets* xD
BoMasterX (12:50:11 AM):
BoMasterX (12:50:31 AM): Soooo many smileys
LetsEetPyiee (12:50:33 AM): *is flooded with smileys* :- D !!!
LetsEetPyiee (12:50:56 AM): *whips out an inflatable raft and tugs on the string*
LetsEetPyiee (12:51:12 AM): *rides across a river of smileys* 8D HOP ON, BIG B.
BoMasterX (12:52:51 AM): *hops aboard* Thanks!!!
BoMasterX (12:53:01 AM): Where we headed???
LetsEetPyiee (12:53:18 AM): I'UNNO. 8D *as we rush down a coursing river of smileys~*
BoMasterX (12:54:09 AM): *looks around* this is pretty intense!!! So many smiles!!!!
LetsEetPyiee (12:56:29 AM): I KNOW SERIOUSLY.
LetsEetPyiee (12:56:36 AM): OMG THERE'S A ROOOOOOOOOCK--- *crashes*
LetsEetPyiee (12:56:45 AM): *boat starts deflating rapidly* OMGNOOOOOOO!!!
LetsEetPyiee (12:57:13 AM): *sinks, getting tangled in the raft* FFFFFFUCK!!! DX *gets hit in the eye with a smiley*
BoMasterX (12:58:15 AM): NO NO!!!! QUICK HOP UP ONTO MY GIANT ASS!!! ITS QUITE LARGE!!
BoMasterX (12:58:29 AM): YOU WILL BE SAFE UP THERE!!!
LetsEetPyiee (1:02:07 AM): OMG.
LetsEetPyiee (1:02:20 AM): *laughs too hard and inhales some smileys*
LetsEetPyiee (1:02:27 AM): HGHAGHAHGGHHGH-- *chokes*
BoMasterX (1:02:38 AM): Hahahaha
BoMasterX (1:02:51 AM): Oh no!! Breathe women breathe!!!
LetsEetPyiee (1:03:11 AM): *spits out smileys @ you* Dx BLYARARHGHARGYRGRG.
LetsEetPyiee (1:03:38 AM): *clutches onto your ass for dear life, oddly*
BoMasterX (1:04:20 AM): QUICK GRAB HOLD OF THE LEFT CHEEK IT HAS HAND HOLDS!!
BoMasterX (1:04:36 AM): LETS US BE GONE!!
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Cheerful
Devious Comments
I also weigh ***.
How odd!
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WE'RE LIKE.
TWO PEAS IN A POD.
Hay do u also rly like sleeping/food and get hit on by fuzzy annoyingly high guys that throw constant estrogenic tantrums???
omg how did u kno!
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another stupid saturday the conversation starts to slurr
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